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Uf! 6vs7 on 6/7 & 7/7! in the Month of 7! FIFA 2018 World Cup RUSSIA! QFs to the Road#6&7 of Final


As U would have known by this time, as with FIFA Football 2018 World Cup Russia Quarter-Finals,  it’s all going around:

6vs7 on 6/7 & 7/7

Oh Ya! World Cup of Letters & of R to World Cup of Numbers! 6 & 7.

We can even name the Stadium & Street Numbers 6 & 7.

6🆚7! Uf! Exception 😜. Uf! It’s 7🆚6 on the 6th. Sometimes order matters! Rest are 6🆚7 for sure. Let’s see is it2be 6🆚7 in the Semi Finals or not… Will URU play its Way through or France advance!? Don’t Miss! U’ll Regret it. All happening in the Month of 7!⚽ #URUFRA #BRABEL  #SWEENG  #RUSCRO

 

All Exciting Goodies:

Brazilian NeymaRoll (I just love it 😀 )

Belgian Chocolate as-is & many more. Enjoy the new French Fries: URUFries, & BRABEL sandwich/choco/cookies/coffee/roll!

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Just look at the Flags as well. There’s a Pattern similarly dissimilar:

FRA&BEL. SWE&ENG. RUS&CRO. BRA’s unique! I love it! & URU – the (south) Latin America flavour!?

Well, one Croatia fan from a remote country mistook RUSsIA for … (ref:flag, & pronunciation!)

ENGLAND fans vs SWEDEN fans:

Swedish to the English: Your line/queue starts where ours ends!

SwedEN-ENgland! made on the Soccer Football field of EDEN!

the English: The line/queue starts wherever we stand.

Which way will it actually SWEENG, I mean SWING!?

LoL

So it’s over to QFs: as per FIFA rankings: 14vs7, 2vs3, 24vs12, & 70vs20! GOAL!

 

An Update: as per FIFA Rankings, it’s:

14vs7, 2vs3, 24vs12, & 70vs20

#URUvsFRA, #BRAvsBEL, #SWEvENG, #RUSvsCRO

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

 

 

 

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What the Maths! Fun Friday the 16th! 16.02.2018


Fun Friday the 16th! NoFunNot!

2Day: 16.02.2018 or 02.16.2018

Oh Yeah! 

The Day & Month just add up 2 the Year: 16+2=18

& Reverse 02:20!

~ Funny Prabeen

Prabeen Kumar Pati

Kissaa AAP ka: #AAP20 fatafat! on #AAPExpress by #AAPseAAPtak #MLAAAP20


#Gabbar #Kejriwal Kitne MLAs thae?
Purey Bees (20) Sardaar!
sab honge ab baahaar
 
#Hisaab20MLAsKa
#Delhi mein #AAPka
 
#BroomBroomKejriwal #OfficeOfProfit pe #Bawal!

What’s happening!? #AAP aap hain! #AAPKaT20! #Kejriwal clearly misusing&abusing d position – #MLAs as #Parliament Secretaries!

I just don’t get it! Is #AAP so dumb & arrogant!Eeven the use by certain OPs/#BJP calling them #AAPtards is even gaali to where the -tards are used!

#AAP2020 Other political parties #BJP& #Congress not such idiots which would legally/constitutionally disqualify them, but they’ve lots of indirect means & keep getting #rich& #powerful including running businesses (not in direct name); heading various bodies especially sports bodies!

Or is it everywhere, but #AAP has got trapped itself going even more arrogant way-#KyaUkhaadLogey!#donations kam padgaye honge!

#Delhi for another haphazard #Election!

Will the #HighHanded #Kejriwal&co willll go to #HC on strong merits! bleak!

#EC wouldn’t do that blunder to get #Court rebuttal!

#AAP20! blunder/idiotic/arrogance! #AAP batao! #DelhiAir so bad really!

#BJP would be self-boasting #BAAP in #Delhi!

#AK20 #Kejriwal’s #disQual20 to put d party’s #fiscalFooting!

Where’s that basic #OfficeOfProfit NONO thing!

 

#NoAAPNot #NoBroomNot #NoKejriNot #No20Not
 
#AAP20 fatafat!#AAPExpress #AAPseAAPtak
#BisSalBad/#BeesSalaryBaad
#AAPOoP
 
#ZeroLoss #ZeroProfit theory of/from/by #AAP! #AK20 #AAPkaSwaraj #AAP20
#MLAAP20
 
#OP or #AAP: There’s no #2G #scam only #ModiJi #scam!
 
#BroomBroomKejri #SalaryeAAP #SecretarieseAAP
#Secretariyat
 
#AAPTola #AAPon ka #MLAAP20 mission #MLAAP20 in jeopardy!
 
#HisaabAAP20MLAsKa! #OfficeOffice #Delhi‘s #Daily #BAAPtod siyappa!
#INDIA #BAAP
#AK:#EC #BJP sab Miley huen hai ji!o #RG!Yah sab saalon se loot rahen hain, #AAPne thoda sa apna hissa le liyaa to kya hua!
LOL🤣 #ProfitAAPka
kaun kisko #Topi pahnaya!#MujheHisaabChahiye #AAPkaSwaraj

#Secretaries #Delhi #AAPtod #Salary

 
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Happy #19Jan2018 : 19012018 : 01192018 #HappyFunArithmeticFantasticFriday


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19.01.18!

19-1=18 | 18+1=19

19.01.2018!

19+1=20 | 20-1=19

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01.19.18! 1=19-18

01.19.2018!

1+19=20 | -(19-20)=1

 

18,19,20 a #Date with #Maths. #MathsDate #ArithmeticDay

#GoodDay!

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

#19012018

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#HIRING! Hiring! … & #Hired! #JobTechPoet #PrabeenPati


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#HIRING! Hiring! Hiring!

… & #Hired!

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TELL ME! TELL ME!

WHAT CAME TO THE MIND

WHAT DID YOU THINK FIRST!?

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#Job/s!

Oops! That’s like Always on!

Oops!

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Just hired a #Cab!

Hired some FUN!

Had some #FUN!
have GREAT FUN!

have a GREAT ONE!

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Take it easy! It’s #Thursday!

Grab, Have, or Hire

#WeekendIsComing soon! Plan your #Friday well.   (more…)

Mere paas Facebook hai… (Tere paas kyaa hai?)


Maein pahle bahut pareshaan thaa. Padhaaii pe Mann hii nahin lagtaa thaa. Book naam se hii chid raha thaa. Exam paper dekh ke ultii aatii thii. Jaese taese pass ho jaa taa thaa. Samajh mein nahiin aa raha thaa questions waese kyuun puuchhe jaate the!
Lekin ab maein bahut hii khuush huun. Ab mere paas Facebook hai.
Iss book se mujhe chid nahin aatii hai. Mujhe pressurise bhii koii nahin kartaa hai isse padhne ko. Yah koii text book nahiin hai sirf; photos, videos ke saath yah fully interlinked aur interactive hai.
Apne Facebook kaa maein hiin author huun. Yahaan pe kaiin readers kaa feedback o contribution bhii miltaa hai.
Bahut saare listed friends n followers bhii hain. Mujhe proof dikhaane kii zaruurat nahiin padtii hai. Koii peer pressure nahiin hai. Bahut kuchh yahaan pe share hotaa hai. Bhaavnaa ko hum sab mil baant ke nichod tod ke bhog te hain. Yah koii crime nahin hai, koii warrant bhii nahiin nikal taa.
Koi exam nahiin, list of results nahin nikaltaa top aur bottom kaa. Pass ya Fail, kiskaa kitnaa ranking kuchh bhii yahaan pe comparison nahiin dikhaayaa jaataa hai. Isiliye inferiority yaa superiority complex kaa danger hii nahiin hai. Discrimination kaa chance hii nahiin hai!
No doubt, sab yahaan pe khuush dikhte hain.
Yahaan pe jailbreak kii zaruurat bhii nahin padtii hai.
Aap yahaan pe Admin role bhii nibhaate hain.
All round exposure yahaan pe miltaa hai. Recession kaa bhii yahaan pe zor nahin chal taa hai.
Aap yahaan pe hii Boss ho. Supervisor ho.
Mann chaahe aap yahaan pe break aur chhuttii le sakte ho.
Koii tokegaa bhii nahiin.
Aap yahaan pe ek censor board bhii chalaa sakte ho.

Iss book kii membership renewal bhii nahiin karnii padtii hai.
Apne aap updates aate rahte hai. Book kaa latest version sab ko accessible rahtaa hai. Fees bhii denaa nahiin padtaa hai. Customisation bhii free hai.

Class room ke attendance kaa chakkar bhii yahaan pe nahiin hai.

Ab meraa memory power bhii badh gaya hai virtually. Itne saare memory aids jo hain!
Search se le kar auto flash kaa feature yahaan pe hai.
Sab kuchh yaad rakhne kii bhii zaruurat nahin padtii hai.
Birth Days, events flash hote rahte hain.
Yahaan pe open culture hai.
Piith piichhe bolne kaa culture yahaan pe lagh bhag nahiin chaltaa.
Isiliye aap ko pataa chal jaataa hai, koii aap ko mention kiyaa to.

Sunaa hai, ab bhaag kar shaadii nahiin karnii padtii hai, naa kii registrar ke paas jaanaa padtaa hai. Bas yahaan pe status o profile update kar dijiye, kaahfii hai.

Haan maein apne dimaag pe itnaa zor bhii nahiin daaltaa huun. Meraa old servant-cum-friend google bhii merii sevaa mein humeshaa tatpar rahtaa hai.

Aare haan, google+ bhii hai. Yah toh memory+ vita kaa kaam kartaa hai. Gol gol! Iskaa upyog kabhii kabhii kar letaa huun.

Ab maein bahut khuush huun.

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

AvP CLT20 2011!


Vira’RA RA Re O, GAYLE le la la le O! Bluru ru RA la LEO!
M Virat Gayle Leo Chinnaswamy S Bengaluru!
Chinnaswamy to Chidambaram, Chepauk!
It has all C, C for Chris, C for Challengers!
C for Champions!
Ravi Shastri: Virat Gayle Evening Ladies and Gentlemen! Wanakkam C…Chennai (this time as the final site, final destination); Whistle Podu! Mind’it!

(RAP):
V it has all got printed, V for Virat, V for We, We for TEAM, led by V, V for Vettori, V for Victory!

(Deepika style) Oops, V for Vijay, too!
(somewhere in the stands the not so young Prince of the RK group of Families: Terii toh Taaen Taaen PFisshh!
Camera rolls towards Siddhu aka Siddharth Mallya)
(Katrina style as a cheer leader) M For Maal..sorry sorry sorry…Mallya?!
Vijay Mallya:The name is Mallya, Vijay Mallya! Vijay Sodawala Maalwala Mallya (in Agneepath style)!

V’Ra RA RA Re O, V’Ra RA RA Re O! (E O!)


Vijay Mallya: (to Prabeen) Awesome…(trying to know the name)…
Prabeen (that’s me!): The name is Prabeen…Prabeen Kumar Pati.
Rahul Dravid: there’s a nice ring tone to it!
Vijay Mallya: (to RD) Good Job, Jammy!
Rahul Dravid: (In kind of Shahrukh‘s style) mmmmm…. Rahul, naam toh suunaa hogaa!
Vijay Mallya (n someBODY in the Audience): RA.One!
(Divided by Groups, grouped into Teams, United by King of Mood Times)

Stage Set! (Smile please – Katrina style show) Picture Perfect! Not the movie promo! Match it! Mind it!

Match Glamour commentary n narration by Varsha Chowgle the Glamour ChulBulii:…
RA Re R Royal!
U Rock, Royal vBirat Chrislores!

Opponent: (towards Chris Gayle) Aailaa (in Sachin‘s Style)! (Symonds to Bhajji for Chris Gayle) Commando! … (Bhajji: MmmmMaa’ki…)

RAJINIKANTH: Adaa Paavii! Predator’da! La’ka la ka la ka…

UMPIRE: (to opponents) You, Amateurs (aka Aliens)! Are you Ready?
Predators, are you Ready?
Chennai, are you Ready?
Sight Screen, are you Ready? (implicit Yeses)

Amateurs Vs Predator(s)! AvP CLT20 2011!

Lights, Camera, Action!
Let’s Party! Mmmm… Let’s Play!

(Disclaimer: Full narration, why precast? Copyright Protected!
Watch it, Catch it, Match it! Live or Live Telecast! 8’o clock!
Haa ha haaaaaa….)

Shahrukh: G for G3! On top comes G.One!
Harsha: Going Going Gone!
Bishop: H for History!

(disclaimer: all characters and presentation may not be all fictitious!
Any resemblance may not be just coincidental, but for good fun and celebration! No offence!
C for Creativity…The name is Prabeen…Prabeen Kumar Pati)

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati