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Uf! 6vs7 on 6/7 & 7/7! in the Month of 7! FIFA 2018 World Cup RUSSIA! QFs to the Road#6&7 of Final


As U would have known by this time, as with FIFA Football 2018 World Cup Russia Quarter-Finals,  it’s all going around:

6vs7 on 6/7 & 7/7

Oh Ya! World Cup of Letters & of R to World Cup of Numbers! 6 & 7.

We can even name the Stadium & Street Numbers 6 & 7.

6🆚7! Uf! Exception 😜. Uf! It’s 7🆚6 on the 6th. Sometimes order matters! Rest are 6🆚7 for sure. Let’s see is it2be 6🆚7 in the Semi Finals or not… Will URU play its Way through or France advance!? Don’t Miss! U’ll Regret it. All happening in the Month of 7!⚽ #URUFRA #BRABEL  #SWEENG  #RUSCRO

 

All Exciting Goodies:

Brazilian NeymaRoll (I just love it 😀 )

Belgian Chocolate as-is & many more. Enjoy the new French Fries: URUFries, & BRABEL sandwich/choco/cookies/coffee/roll!

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Just look at the Flags as well. There’s a Pattern similarly dissimilar:

FRA&BEL. SWE&ENG. RUS&CRO. BRA’s unique! I love it! & URU – the (south) Latin America flavour!?

Well, one Croatia fan from a remote country mistook RUSsIA for … (ref:flag, & pronunciation!)

ENGLAND fans vs SWEDEN fans:

Swedish to the English: Your line/queue starts where ours ends!

SwedEN-ENgland! made on the Soccer Football field of EDEN!

the English: The line/queue starts wherever we stand.

Which way will it actually SWEENG, I mean SWING!?

LoL

So it’s over to QFs: as per FIFA rankings: 14vs7, 2vs3, 24vs12, & 70vs20! GOAL!

 

An Update: as per FIFA Rankings, it’s:

14vs7, 2vs3, 24vs12, & 70vs20

#URUvsFRA, #BRAvsBEL, #SWEvENG, #RUSvsCRO

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

 

 

 

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What the Maths! Fun Friday the 16th! 16.02.2018


Fun Friday the 16th! NoFunNot!

2Day: 16.02.2018 or 02.16.2018

Oh Yeah! 

The Day & Month just add up 2 the Year: 16+2=18

& Reverse 02:20!

~ Funny Prabeen

Prabeen Kumar Pati

Kissaa AAP ka: #AAP20 fatafat! on #AAPExpress by #AAPseAAPtak #MLAAAP20


#Gabbar #Kejriwal Kitne MLAs thae?
Purey Bees (20) Sardaar!
sab honge ab baahaar
 
#Hisaab20MLAsKa
#Delhi mein #AAPka
 
#BroomBroomKejriwal #OfficeOfProfit pe #Bawal!

What’s happening!? #AAP aap hain! #AAPKaT20! #Kejriwal clearly misusing&abusing d position – #MLAs as #Parliament Secretaries!

I just don’t get it! Is #AAP so dumb & arrogant!Eeven the use by certain OPs/#BJP calling them #AAPtards is even gaali to where the -tards are used!

#AAP2020 Other political parties #BJP& #Congress not such idiots which would legally/constitutionally disqualify them, but they’ve lots of indirect means & keep getting #rich& #powerful including running businesses (not in direct name); heading various bodies especially sports bodies!

Or is it everywhere, but #AAP has got trapped itself going even more arrogant way-#KyaUkhaadLogey!#donations kam padgaye honge!

#Delhi for another haphazard #Election!

Will the #HighHanded #Kejriwal&co willll go to #HC on strong merits! bleak!

#EC wouldn’t do that blunder to get #Court rebuttal!

#AAP20! blunder/idiotic/arrogance! #AAP batao! #DelhiAir so bad really!

#BJP would be self-boasting #BAAP in #Delhi!

#AK20 #Kejriwal’s #disQual20 to put d party’s #fiscalFooting!

Where’s that basic #OfficeOfProfit NONO thing!

 

#NoAAPNot #NoBroomNot #NoKejriNot #No20Not
 
#AAP20 fatafat!#AAPExpress #AAPseAAPtak
#BisSalBad/#BeesSalaryBaad
#AAPOoP
 
#ZeroLoss #ZeroProfit theory of/from/by #AAP! #AK20 #AAPkaSwaraj #AAP20
#MLAAP20
 
#OP or #AAP: There’s no #2G #scam only #ModiJi #scam!
 
#BroomBroomKejri #SalaryeAAP #SecretarieseAAP
#Secretariyat
 
#AAPTola #AAPon ka #MLAAP20 mission #MLAAP20 in jeopardy!
 
#HisaabAAP20MLAsKa! #OfficeOffice #Delhi‘s #Daily #BAAPtod siyappa!
#INDIA #BAAP
#AK:#EC #BJP sab Miley huen hai ji!o #RG!Yah sab saalon se loot rahen hain, #AAPne thoda sa apna hissa le liyaa to kya hua!
LOL🤣 #ProfitAAPka
kaun kisko #Topi pahnaya!#MujheHisaabChahiye #AAPkaSwaraj

#Secretaries #Delhi #AAPtod #Salary

 
🤣😎🤓🤑🤑🤑

MLA Asha KuMari – Asha Kyun Maari!? #VIPtude #TheHighHand


What occupied the news on TV / social media today the 29th December 2017?
Congress MLA Asha Kumari assaulted and slapped a woman constable, but to her shock got slapped back (rightfully). It’s speculated that the MLA was being denied entry to Rahul Gandhi’s review meeting in Shimla. So my humour/satire/view on the one chosen for today’s news in India:


(based on the news, the video footage/s available. English + Hindii):

“Every action has an EQUAL and OPPOSITE reaction.”

That’s what’s required –

taking up the matter directly in one’s own hands literally.

That’s how one should treat / react & respond to a slap (/ physical abuse or manhandling, oops #womanhandling). As holding one’s own calm, bearing, tolerating and then taking up the matter through complaint or process doesn’t work really. Big #slap to the #Congress #Female #MLA / politicians’s fake ego & #VIPtude or #HighHandedNess.

& Look at the MLA’s !

paataa nahiin MLA kaa GAAL to SHIMLA/HIMACHAL SEV/APPLE kii tarah LAAL ho gaye hongey aur uskaa Aham! or #BLACKENED to say

“PoliceLady on duty” ki thappadd to MLA ke gaalon pe bahut bhaari pad-gaye ke muhn idhar kaa udhar ho gayaa, aur phir bhii she tried to slap d police lady again! But the police lady was alert and just blocked and grabbed the slapping hand of the MLA Woman Politician.

MLA aka WoManhandling Lady Asha – Asha Kumari’ki Aashaa Hataashaa mein churr churr ho gayii 🤣

So Lady, don’t mess-up with a ‘LADY on DUTY‘!

#RespectForIndividual a must – not to be violated because of so called position/power / self-obsession.

I think for the first time in a long while, instant karma being served in the origin of the term or philosophy of Karma. Otherwise I thought instant karma in the West but long or unknown long Karma cycle in Bhaarata/India.

#Congress, #KaunsaGrace? #NoGrace! #WhatAFace #disgrace

It seems,

#Congress members are taking / (ab)using literally their party symbol – a hand

MLA Asha KuMari – Asha Kyun Maari!? ya phirr ultaa Asha ko Kyun Maari!? lol

Feeder for a Review in #RahulGandhi‘s review meeting! lol

Don’t worry, Lady Asha! Rahul’ji may or may not dispel you from the party for this! You have used the Party Symbol – party property literally! LoL

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

disclaimer: not associated with any political party or so. Just a view as a citizen and social media user. #satire, #humour, #observation, & #CriticalThought. #Hindi + #English used. Pictures courtesy online/internet and then my edit. GIF mine.

Good instance to put in my long back-prepared draft blog/article on “Karma & v/s Instant Karma

jargons:

lol: laughing out loud

Da 2G Code


Today is 21-12-2017. I see just 2’s across!

It’s not just mere coincidence! It cannot be! The stars are aligned! It’s the D-Day! 2D! OMG! I cannot wait!

Oh No! It’s #2G!

Presenting to my beloved readers: the #CodeOfTheCentury! #Mystery2Solve #CodeToDECODE:

#Da2GCode

mystery to solve… game ? The #2GScamVerdict by the #CBICourt.

Ae G Oh G, Lo G Suno #2G!

ManMohanSingh’G!

One Two ka Four, Four Two ka One

 

khodaa pahaad, niklii chuhiyaa

waalii baat ho gayii!

Nahiin Samjhe! Phir’se samajhaataa hun G!

Ae #2G Wo 2G!

GG #CAG!

A Raja, wo Raja!

chhutkaaraa!

ALL 17 accused including especially #ARaja & #AKanimozhi (#DMK) #ACQUITTED! So no #2A Scam if not #2G Scam!

Reason: want of #evidence! isiliye toh:

khodaa pahaad, niklii chuhiyaa…

Muhaabraa / Pravachan really befitting.

Or say to say in English the proverb:

Making a Mountain out of a mole-hill!

 

#CAG: 1.76 Lakh Crores Rupees loss #CBI: 30K Crores Rupees loss!

All gone for a toss!

So it’s #ZeroLOSS! What BOSS!?

No, not just yet…

As it happens in #INDIA, no, not one single high-profile VIP, oops VVIP / politician did any crime or scam or any wrong doing for that matter!

IRONY!

After all, each of them is a “Very Very Important Person” irrespective of the party or scam or crime or any thing!

There come the parties, RULING or OP hand in hand…

I just can see 3-lettered ones in the vision:

UPA. DMK. INC.

“CAG.

CBI.” sandwiched of course!

with last but not the least – the BJP!

As usual, “prosecution failed miserably to prove any charge (that filed in the chargesheet) (beyond reasonable doubt!”

as strongly worded by the Judge/Bench!

So only framing, no proving!

Next #HighCourt, if not #SupremeCourt…

I guess it all goes back to the #SC which in fact had legally pronounced a scam or a sense of huge (once in a century kind of) scam and loss to the country / exchequer!

FYI: The SC had ordered an SC monitored CBI probe and thorough investigation (after the CAG reports of the scam and loss and the ho hallaa thereafter).

Waiting for the SCAM DRAMA farce to unfold…

 

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

#Dangal #Dangal! Sab #Mangal!


#Dangal #Dangal! InI: Interesting n Intriguing! #AK (bhai, #AamirKhan, haan a #Khaaaan! baba #Khan!) becomes #Hero to #Zero and then back as #Hero – #DeshDrohii to #Dangal (synonymous with highest grossing super dooper hit movie).
#Stupid (and a disgrace) remark (what a wife! WAW!) made him a national talk point of hypocrisy, intolerance in a live interaction (a #trap). And then a scripted acting / dialog aka a movie made him a national hero! (By the whole sudden #intolerance debate media wide was all drama and malicious.)
I didn’t notice any call for ban for his movie though.

Everybody almost who has watched the #Dangal movie is really suggesting to go for it (watch the movie)…

#Business #Politics #Media
Sab #MANGAL ho!
#NoDeal (#SnapDeal) to #BigDeal!

Oh bhaiyaa, ek tho #PAAN denaa usko. thuke gaa to bhii #Aamir thodii naa #ad script ke through #AtithiDeboBhabah aka #IndianTourism (#SwachhBhaarat!) kaa #vbigyaapan de paayega. dariyegaa nahiin… thukte jaao.

sab #Maayaa, o’ re bade Bhaiyaa!

#Sab

(Tum sab) #Dog, jiskaa naam #Shahrukh hai. (Arey #AK saab hii boley thae naa!)

ballle, balle!  Halla Bol!

Jii, #MayaMamSaab! 😉

(#Aamin!)

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

 

 

iOS and ICS more than just Apple-Google! Is it just some coincidence?


Man! Is it just coincidence or what!? Android 4- ICS. We had iOS4 for a good long time. Apple showered iOS5, though the phone name remains iPhone4S. Uhhhh…Google closing in on the features and versions of their OS with Apple’s iOS! Well, ICS (if not iCS) will be their base now!
Patterns:
iOS – ICS (pronunciation; and vowel ‘O’ replaced with the consonant ‘C’)
AppleGoogle (aka Android – well did they deliberately put an ‘A’; and -le postfix of course as in Apple; consonant ‘G’ against vowel ‘A’; ‘o’ – a vowel repeats twice against the twice-occurring consonant ‘p’!? Of course extra ‘g’. Also, both the companies started from something else and now famous for successful mobile phones and the implementation )

Funnier Crazy Variations: pronouncing iO hmmm Yo, WoW; or more to say Ohhhh! (expressing an Yo/Wow factor in their design and overall end product use experience)
(well, in the Southern Indian languages, hmmm Aiyyo, in Odia: Aai, Ohhh; in Marathi, Aai Ga; in the northern Indian languages: Aai O)

Pronouncing IC, hmmm… I See! (meaning I can see they are good, too)

Packaging further, iOS and ICS both have S (oops! even the non-soft and hardcore Microsoft has S,too – Windows and they have not relinquished the S factor from the mobile OS, too keeping it the same name Windows, if not windoWS nor iWS!) and with their S factor, they have all got YeS from the owners, (app) developers and most crucially the users – end users!
And look at the S factor in the name of the co-founders!
Apple: STEVE Jobs (SJ)
Google: SERGEY Brin (SB)
(let’s not go into Microsoft’s CEO STEVE Ballmer; Well, some S have to be meant for Success!)

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

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