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MLA Asha KuMari – Asha Kyun Maari!? #VIPtude #TheHighHand


What occupied the news on TV / social media today the 29th December 2017?
Congress MLA Asha Kumari assaulted and slapped a woman constable, but to her shock got slapped back (rightfully). It’s speculated that the MLA was being denied entry to Rahul Gandhi’s review meeting in Shimla. So my humour/satire/view on the one chosen for today’s news in India:


(based on the news, the video footage/s available. English + Hindii):

“Every action has an EQUAL and OPPOSITE reaction.”

That’s what’s required –

taking up the matter directly in one’s own hands literally.

That’s how one should treat / react & respond to a slap (/ physical abuse or manhandling, oops #womanhandling). As holding one’s own calm, bearing, tolerating and then taking up the matter through complaint or process doesn’t work really. Big #slap to the #Congress #Female #MLA / politicians’s fake ego & #VIPtude or #HighHandedNess.

& Look at the MLA’s !

paataa nahiin MLA kaa GAAL to SHIMLA/HIMACHAL SEV/APPLE kii tarah LAAL ho gaye hongey aur uskaa Aham! or #BLACKENED to say

“PoliceLady on duty” ki thappadd to MLA ke gaalon pe bahut bhaari pad-gaye ke muhn idhar kaa udhar ho gayaa, aur phir bhii she tried to slap d police lady again! But the police lady was alert and just blocked and grabbed the slapping hand of the MLA Woman Politician.

MLA aka WoManhandling Lady Asha – Asha Kumari’ki Aashaa Hataashaa mein churr churr ho gayii 🤣

So Lady, don’t mess-up with a ‘LADY on DUTY‘!

#RespectForIndividual a must – not to be violated because of so called position/power / self-obsession.

I think for the first time in a long while, instant karma being served in the origin of the term or philosophy of Karma. Otherwise I thought instant karma in the West but long or unknown long Karma cycle in Bhaarata/India.

#Congress, #KaunsaGrace? #NoGrace! #WhatAFace #disgrace

It seems,

#Congress members are taking / (ab)using literally their party symbol – a hand

MLA Asha KuMari – Asha Kyun Maari!? ya phirr ultaa Asha ko Kyun Maari!? lol

Feeder for a Review in #RahulGandhi‘s review meeting! lol

Don’t worry, Lady Asha! Rahul’ji may or may not dispel you from the party for this! You have used the Party Symbol – party property literally! LoL

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

disclaimer: not associated with any political party or so. Just a view as a citizen and social media user. #satire, #humour, #observation, & #CriticalThought. #Hindi + #English used. Pictures courtesy online/internet and then my edit. GIF mine.

Good instance to put in my long back-prepared draft blog/article on “Karma & v/s Instant Karma

jargons:

lol: laughing out loud

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Da 2G Code


Today is 21-12-2017. I see just 2’s across!

It’s not just mere coincidence! It cannot be! The stars are aligned! It’s the D-Day! 2D! OMG! I cannot wait!

Oh No! It’s #2G!

Presenting to my beloved readers: the #CodeOfTheCentury! #Mystery2Solve #CodeToDECODE:

#Da2GCode

mystery to solve… game ? The #2GScamVerdict by the #CBICourt.

Ae G Oh G, Lo G Suno #2G!

ManMohanSingh’G!

One Two ka Four, Four Two ka One

 

khodaa pahaad, niklii chuhiyaa

waalii baat ho gayii!

Nahiin Samjhe! Phir’se samajhaataa hun G!

Ae #2G Wo 2G!

GG #CAG!

A Raja, wo Raja!

chhutkaaraa!

ALL 17 accused including especially #ARaja & #AKanimozhi (#DMK) #ACQUITTED! So no #2A Scam if not #2G Scam!

Reason: want of #evidence! isiliye toh:

khodaa pahaad, niklii chuhiyaa…

Muhaabraa / Pravachan really befitting.

Or say to say in English the proverb:

Making a Mountain out of a mole-hill!

 

#CAG: 1.76 Lakh Crores Rupees loss #CBI: 30K Crores Rupees loss!

All gone for a toss!

So it’s #ZeroLOSS! What BOSS!?

No, not just yet…

As it happens in #INDIA, no, not one single high-profile VIP, oops VVIP / politician did any crime or scam or any wrong doing for that matter!

IRONY!

After all, each of them is a “Very Very Important Person” irrespective of the party or scam or crime or any thing!

There come the parties, RULING or OP hand in hand…

I just can see 3-lettered ones in the vision:

UPA. DMK. INC.

“CAG.

CBI.” sandwiched of course!

with last but not the least – the BJP!

As usual, “prosecution failed miserably to prove any charge (that filed in the chargesheet) (beyond reasonable doubt!”

as strongly worded by the Judge/Bench!

So only framing, no proving!

Next #HighCourt, if not #SupremeCourt…

I guess it all goes back to the #SC which in fact had legally pronounced a scam or a sense of huge (once in a century kind of) scam and loss to the country / exchequer!

FYI: The SC had ordered an SC monitored CBI probe and thorough investigation (after the CAG reports of the scam and loss and the ho hallaa thereafter).

Waiting for the SCAM DRAMA farce to unfold…

 

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

#Dangal #Dangal! Sab #Mangal!


#Dangal #Dangal! InI: Interesting n Intriguing! #AK (bhai, #AamirKhan, haan a #Khaaaan! baba #Khan!) becomes #Hero to #Zero and then back as #Hero – #DeshDrohii to #Dangal (synonymous with highest grossing super dooper hit movie).
#Stupid (and a disgrace) remark (what a wife! WAW!) made him a national talk point of hypocrisy, intolerance in a live interaction (a #trap). And then a scripted acting / dialog aka a movie made him a national hero! (By the whole sudden #intolerance debate media wide was all drama and malicious.)
I didn’t notice any call for ban for his movie though.

Everybody almost who has watched the #Dangal movie is really suggesting to go for it (watch the movie)…

#Business #Politics #Media
Sab #MANGAL ho!
#NoDeal (#SnapDeal) to #BigDeal!

Oh bhaiyaa, ek tho #PAAN denaa usko. thuke gaa to bhii #Aamir thodii naa #ad script ke through #AtithiDeboBhabah aka #IndianTourism (#SwachhBhaarat!) kaa #vbigyaapan de paayega. dariyegaa nahiin… thukte jaao.

sab #Maayaa, o’ re bade Bhaiyaa!

#Sab

(Tum sab) #Dog, jiskaa naam #Shahrukh hai. (Arey #AK saab hii boley thae naa!)

ballle, balle!  Halla Bol!

Jii, #MayaMamSaab! 😉

(#Aamin!)

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

 

 

iOS and ICS more than just Apple-Google! Is it just some coincidence?


Man! Is it just coincidence or what!? Android 4- ICS. We had iOS4 for a good long time. Apple showered iOS5, though the phone name remains iPhone4S. Uhhhh…Google closing in on the features and versions of their OS with Apple’s iOS! Well, ICS (if not iCS) will be their base now!
Patterns:
iOS – ICS (pronunciation; and vowel ‘O’ replaced with the consonant ‘C’)
AppleGoogle (aka Android – well did they deliberately put an ‘A’; and -le postfix of course as in Apple; consonant ‘G’ against vowel ‘A’; ‘o’ – a vowel repeats twice against the twice-occurring consonant ‘p’!? Of course extra ‘g’. Also, both the companies started from something else and now famous for successful mobile phones and the implementation )

Funnier Crazy Variations: pronouncing iO hmmm Yo, WoW; or more to say Ohhhh! (expressing an Yo/Wow factor in their design and overall end product use experience)
(well, in the Southern Indian languages, hmmm Aiyyo, in Odia: Aai, Ohhh; in Marathi, Aai Ga; in the northern Indian languages: Aai O)

Pronouncing IC, hmmm… I See! (meaning I can see they are good, too)

Packaging further, iOS and ICS both have S (oops! even the non-soft and hardcore Microsoft has S,too – Windows and they have not relinquished the S factor from the mobile OS, too keeping it the same name Windows, if not windoWS nor iWS!) and with their S factor, they have all got YeS from the owners, (app) developers and most crucially the users – end users!
And look at the S factor in the name of the co-founders!
Apple: STEVE Jobs (SJ)
Google: SERGEY Brin (SB)
(let’s not go into Microsoft’s CEO STEVE Ballmer; Well, some S have to be meant for Success!)

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

Mere paas Facebook hai… (Tere paas kyaa hai?)


Maein pahle bahut pareshaan thaa. Padhaaii pe Mann hii nahin lagtaa thaa. Book naam se hii chid raha thaa. Exam paper dekh ke ultii aatii thii. Jaese taese pass ho jaa taa thaa. Samajh mein nahiin aa raha thaa questions waese kyuun puuchhe jaate the!
Lekin ab maein bahut hii khuush huun. Ab mere paas Facebook hai.
Iss book se mujhe chid nahin aatii hai. Mujhe pressurise bhii koii nahin kartaa hai isse padhne ko. Yah koii text book nahiin hai sirf; photos, videos ke saath yah fully interlinked aur interactive hai.
Apne Facebook kaa maein hiin author huun. Yahaan pe kaiin readers kaa feedback o contribution bhii miltaa hai.
Bahut saare listed friends n followers bhii hain. Mujhe proof dikhaane kii zaruurat nahiin padtii hai. Koii peer pressure nahiin hai. Bahut kuchh yahaan pe share hotaa hai. Bhaavnaa ko hum sab mil baant ke nichod tod ke bhog te hain. Yah koii crime nahin hai, koii warrant bhii nahiin nikal taa.
Koi exam nahiin, list of results nahin nikaltaa top aur bottom kaa. Pass ya Fail, kiskaa kitnaa ranking kuchh bhii yahaan pe comparison nahiin dikhaayaa jaataa hai. Isiliye inferiority yaa superiority complex kaa danger hii nahiin hai. Discrimination kaa chance hii nahiin hai!
No doubt, sab yahaan pe khuush dikhte hain.
Yahaan pe jailbreak kii zaruurat bhii nahin padtii hai.
Aap yahaan pe Admin role bhii nibhaate hain.
All round exposure yahaan pe miltaa hai. Recession kaa bhii yahaan pe zor nahin chal taa hai.
Aap yahaan pe hii Boss ho. Supervisor ho.
Mann chaahe aap yahaan pe break aur chhuttii le sakte ho.
Koii tokegaa bhii nahiin.
Aap yahaan pe ek censor board bhii chalaa sakte ho.

Iss book kii membership renewal bhii nahiin karnii padtii hai.
Apne aap updates aate rahte hai. Book kaa latest version sab ko accessible rahtaa hai. Fees bhii denaa nahiin padtaa hai. Customisation bhii free hai.

Class room ke attendance kaa chakkar bhii yahaan pe nahiin hai.

Ab meraa memory power bhii badh gaya hai virtually. Itne saare memory aids jo hain!
Search se le kar auto flash kaa feature yahaan pe hai.
Sab kuchh yaad rakhne kii bhii zaruurat nahin padtii hai.
Birth Days, events flash hote rahte hain.
Yahaan pe open culture hai.
Piith piichhe bolne kaa culture yahaan pe lagh bhag nahiin chaltaa.
Isiliye aap ko pataa chal jaataa hai, koii aap ko mention kiyaa to.

Sunaa hai, ab bhaag kar shaadii nahiin karnii padtii hai, naa kii registrar ke paas jaanaa padtaa hai. Bas yahaan pe status o profile update kar dijiye, kaahfii hai.

Haan maein apne dimaag pe itnaa zor bhii nahiin daaltaa huun. Meraa old servant-cum-friend google bhii merii sevaa mein humeshaa tatpar rahtaa hai.

Aare haan, google+ bhii hai. Yah toh memory+ vita kaa kaam kartaa hai. Gol gol! Iskaa upyog kabhii kabhii kar letaa huun.

Ab maein bahut khuush huun.

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

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